Toonpool.com has a cartoon, apparently an attempt to be a prequel of the creation of Chainsaw Chicken. How did they know of Chainsaw Chicken when this cartoon was created? Possible a Ouija board, a drunken stupor or some psychic vision. Regardless, their illustration simultaneously predicted a dawning of this social influencer. Little did they know […]
Egg Donation Clinic
With the caring and compassion of any thoughtful person, Chainsaw has made an appointment at the local Egg Donation and Implantation offices. The office waiting room was mostly filled with wanting recipients of donated eggs. His goal is to share his eggs with those less fortunate. Sure, he is rewarded for this venture but that’s […]
Serial Killer Still Killing
When you think of the most notorious slaughter crimes in the U.S, you think of the Black Dalia Murder, Leopold and Lobe, The Zodiac Killer, Jeffery Dahmer or Ed Gein. But now there’s a new killer on the list. The Chicken Plucker Murderer! Another victim was found with the same usual M O . Just […]
Merger Signed
In the bustling city of Megapolis, two vastly different companies were about to embark on an unexpected journey that would forever change the landscape of their industries. On one side was Chainsaw Chicken International, Ltd., a renowned global sarcasm website known for its finger-in-the-eye humor, and on the other was Toylandia, a whimsical toy company […]
Puttin’ on the Dog
Taking a stroll outside Chainsaw Chicken International, Ltd. headquarters, Chainsaw is ready for the paparazzi chasing and persecuting him because his image is worth so much to the 4th estate. Let’s hope that it doesn’t end in a two hour chase through one of the most populated cities during rush hour where multiple accidents and […]
Chainsaw Runs For President
Chainsaw announced today that he is throwing his hat into the ring as a candidate for nomination of the Uniparty ticket for President. The Uniparty is a blend of Republican and Democrat parties where the planks of the party platform are meaningless and the members simply run to benefit themselves rather than the constituents that […]
Commodore Chicken
The creator of Apple computer products, Steve Jobs and the robotic creator of the line of home computers named after him, Commodore Chicken, listened intensely to Bill Gates. He’s the creator of Microsoft. They hung on every word and phrase as Bill outlined his plans for the rest of the world. “I am going to […]
Epstein’s List Released
Now what am I gonna do? I used to be the guy that carried the luggage from the ‘Lolita Express’ to the main house. for Gates, Prince Andrew, Clinton, all the politicians and other corporate big-wigs. I used to also keep a stock of warm towels in each rooms. Now, my name will be reviled […]
More Proof I’m Banned
More Proof I’m Banned, Simply do a Google search of images for ‘Chainsaw Chicken’ and see what you get. All kinds of crap and name borrowing competitors and NOTHING of the 600 plus images on Chainsaw Chicken. But if you do the same search on Bing, look at the result below. It demonstrates my point […]
Google Bans 90% of Chainsaw Chicken Site
Our web professionals here at Chainsaw Chicken International, Ltd have been diving deep into why so many can not enjoy our feature site. Well, after careful, rigorous examination of our meta data and statistical analysis, we have found that Google has purposely blocked, non-indexed or excluded over 90% of ChainsawChicken.com “Non-sense”, expounded Chainsaw. “We’ve been […]
Chainsaw Wins PulletZer Prize
What a surprise! Out of nowhere Chainsaw received a notice that he had been nominated and he had won the vaunted PulletZer Prize. No kidding!!! The category was for Blogs. Others may be for a book or newspaper story but his was for this website. Now we have more justification for Google to finally keep […]
ChatGPT Admires Chainsaw
I asked ChatGPT to write something about me, Chainsaw Chicken. Look what I got! A Love poem. Oh Chainsaw Chicken, how I adore, Your site filled with humor and gore, A place where the absurd and the bizarre, Come together to leave us all in awe. Your twisted tales of chickens and blades, A world […]
Balloon Owner Discovered
“What???! It was just our little balloon launched by our ground team at Chainsaw Chicken International, Ltd. They were being creative with some simple advertising to promote our web site. In the parlance of our fearless leader we say C’mon Man, Give me a break! ” stated the spokes person. It appears that the small […]
Chinese Spy Balloon Handled
Did you see it in the news? There’s a Chinese spy balloon slowly moving across the Northern United States. Can you believe it? And what’s even more astonishing is that the Military is not going to do anything about it! That’s right! The Military is just gonna let it sail on by. Chainsaw just couldn’t […]
Fred Fell in the Fryer
Emergency medical personnel continued CPR on Fred Chicken after it was learned he somehow fell in the fryer,
Egg-Laying Chicken for Rent
“Yo homie! You be lookin’ for some eggs? My posse got chew covered! “My’man… Take a gander at my stable and pick what Lay-dee you can use. You gets to keep all the little hard-shelled juniors she puts in your crib! “Step off if you can’t pay for the gain but stay to play if […]
There’s No ‘There’ There
I just don’t get it! “There’s no ‘There’ there”. Don’t you all understand? If you are told “There no ‘There’ there” you need to understand it. Reminds me of those old movies of where a cop is guiding people away from a horrible accident… “Move along, Nothing to see here“. You need to understand this. […]
We Need More Eggs
With the price doubling and tripling on eggs, Chainsaw Chicken knows a business opportunity when he see it! It’s just like what Rahm Emanuel said… “Never let a crisis go to waste”. Because of this opportunity, Chainsaw has taken to the coop, along with the other chickens, to generate eggs for the willing consumers. “I […]
Jeffrey Epstein’s Killer Arrested
After months and months of deep investigation. the Justice department has released the mugshot of the culprit. Many have said that he has the look of a serial killer who simply was just getting started on his spree when Jeffrey Epstein was first to perish from this man’s evil intent. Who is this dastardly evil […]
My Metaverse
Welcome to my metaverse. I am the supreme leader here. I control everything. I control how you feel. I am the one that gives pleasure to you and ultimately, to myself. There is nothing in my metaverse that I don’t totally influence, inhibit, accept or reject. In my metaverse you exist at my choice. You […]