Warner Brothers cartoon character called ‘Yosemite Sam’ was based on my dear old mother’s brother, Dufmeyer Chicken. “People call me Yosemite Duffy and I’ve never even been near the place. Never been west of Missouri” he stated to anyone that might listen. In 1969 he sued Warner Brothers because of the use of his likeness […]
The Batman Movie
With the disrupted filming schedule affecting many movies caught amidst the Covid-19 pandemic, Chainsaw reminded the Hollywood Studios that they already have ‘in the can’ the complete 1940 Batman movie made after the debut of May, 1939 Detective Comics featuring “the Batman”. This 5 reel movie was shot in the gritty backwash’s of San Pietro […]
Subtle Techniques of Persuasion
Young Fauntleroy Chicken has been attending instructional classes taught by the woke establishment on how to deal with those that present very controversial and disruptive messages posted in social media spaces, television shows and in this case, expressing a different point of view in the class room. These classes deal with subtle techniques of persuasion […]
Joe wants to be a 1%er
‘Mama” Chicken had a chance encounter with then democrat candidate Joe Peking Biden. How she ended up on his lap was not captured in the series of images. But this disrespectful action is strictly prohibited within club rules unless all involved are club members. You know we are 1%ers , one percent of bikers are […]
I think they’re trying to hide
Would you look at that! Is he hiding or simply thinking he is removing himself from the exchange of ideas? “It’s real nice in here but it’s going to be a dark, dark time coming to our country” he thinks aloud. But who is he? What’s he hiding from? As I have heard it said […]
Mighty Team of Huskys
Preparing for the Iditarod Sled Dog Race, an annual dog sled race run in March between Anchorage and Nome, Alaska, Chainsaw trains his three dog team. The race can attract more than 100 participants and their teams of dogs, and mushers to compete together. The current race is about 1100 mile long. The sled is […]
The Lone Chicken
When the television series ‘The Lone Ranger’ went from black and white to color starting in 1957, things were going great for Clayton Moore. He was a great replacement for John Hart, who left the series because of some private reasons. Jay Silverheels seemed to be the quintessential Tonto his sidekick. However, in the third […]
Stop the Sandwich Wars!
No… Not the South Sandwich Islands off the coast of Argentina. It’s an advertised slaughter! Shame on McDonald’s, Burger King, Wendy’s, Chick-fil-A and the self-proclaimed winner, Popeye’s Famous Fried Cousins. The Batman Movie
Camp out Postponed
“Guys! We have to change the camp out scheduled for next week weekend” wrote scout master Kenny ‘Chickenhawk’ Chicken posted on his MySpace account. “I have been told to hold off on any group or individual activity with any of you young fledgling scouts”. When Jr. Chicken texted back as to “How come? I was […]
Here it is…
‘Here it is… It’s no big deal’ Those famous lines Bill stated in Caddyshack were memorable and very humorous. But where did they come from? The answer came from an event when Chainsaw was actually a waiter at Woodbush Gentleman’s Club. Woodbush was one of nine shops in a chain of adult stores/clubs/booths throughout the […]
Clint’s a Big Fan
Back in the early 70’s I bumped into Clint at a film reunion for the first movie he received his first screen credit in Hollywood. That;s right! The movie was the “Tarantula” one of 4 movies he did that year along with “Revenge of the Creature”. Anyway, as we were riding the elevator to the […]
Biden wants new secretary
President elect Joe Biden has suggested that his cabinet also include a new secretary position for the Department of Theology. Overseeing lessons preached in all major religions, when they finally are allowed to open because of the Covid threat. His choice will be Aleister Henly Crowley. One of the last members of the Thelema religion. […]
Bush v Gore
October 7th, 2000. The night before the final debate between Vice President Al Gore and George Bush. The training and practice debating was at a fevered pitch. Earlier in the week Gore had been accused in several editorial columns that his performance in the previous debates were ‘wooden and too dispassionate’. Gore began to explore […]
My Own Nuc Sub
While the other kids on my block were building forts from cardboard and blankets, Chickpea Chicken had saved his allowance for weeks and finally purchased his own Polaris Submarine. Floating in our 4 foot by 40 feet above ground pool, with the skimmer pump float used to to provide air with the unit. With the […]
你要知道 Hunter…
你要知道 is tranlated from Chinese to English as “You must know”. And Hunter, you must know we need to keep your laptop from becoming available to the public. Oh, your cigarette is out… Let me fire you up. Anyway, the deals I have orchestrated here in this province must not get out to the public. […]
An Early Admirer
The idea, the concept, the notion of being like Chainsaw Chicken has been around for decades. In point of fact, before chainsaws were invented, the name Bucksaw Chicken was used. Here we see an early photo of a devoted worshiper emulating the craze of being Bucksaw Chicken. With the advent of the smaller, capable engine […]
Alec’s Wing Hold
Chainsaw simply has no tack. He went right up to Mr. Baldwin and asked him about his Spanish wife ‘Hilarious’ and the questions about the authenticity of her claims of being from the Mallorca. Well, Alec took it all wrong (again) and showed Chainsaw his new restraint hold he learned in his Combat Tai bo […]
Chow Mein Chicken
U.S. intelligence officials said that Christine Swallowswell Fang, the alleged Chinese operative, cozied up to multiple politicians in the California Bay Area between 2011 and 2015 at the direction of China’s Ministry of State Security. We’ve all heard about this report but who were the other politicians that receive the “cozie treatment”? We now know […]
Mandalorian Replacement
With the massive interest in the “baby yoda” character from the popular Star Wars spin-off, “The Mandalorian”, production of Season 3 was halted when an injunction was filed again Disney by the trustees of the muppet creators, Frank Oz Trust Corp because of alleged copyright infringement. Their point in the suit is that “Star Wars/Disney […]
Keeping Holidays Safe
Reserve office Brownfinger Chicken volunteered to assist in helping keep your Thanksgiving and Christmas gatherings safe by enforcing the State’s policy of limiting your gatherings to 6 people, preferably from your own household. This socially woke crew randomly patrols, looking for homes that appear to have a slightly excessive amount of cars in the driveway. […]