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Stool Pigeon

Stool Pigeon

They are after me! They are using any method they can to get me. Just like the Attorney General of New York has been quoted to say, “Show me the man, I’ll show you the crime!” This “Stool Pigeon” just kept spewing all kinds of indictments about me! I’ve heard he said things like; “He’s […]

Gain of Function

Gain of Function

With all the talk of ‘Gain of Function” discussion going on, the world has learned a few new and startling facts. While visiting the other food market in Wuhan, China, called the ‘Moist Store’, similar to the infamous ‘Wet Market’, Chainsaw Chicken was approached by representatives of The Wuhan Institute of Virology to participate in […]

CDC “Don’t Kiss Chickens”

CDC “Don’t Kiss Chickens”

The CDC warned that poultry owners should take special precautions when handling their animals after 163 confirmed cases of salmonella were reported in 43 states. “Don’t kiss or snuggle backyard poultry, and don’t eat or drink around them.” That does it! Do I tell Dr. Rochelle Walensky who she gets to make out with? Does […]

And then, Cisgender

And then, Cisgender

And then I got another message from my doctor. This time it was something called cisgender. Oh no. Not CISGENDER! Anything but THAT! But what is it? I quickly ordered the latest edition on woke-ism from Amazon, and with my Prime account I got it within 2 weeks. I immediately opened up to the “S” […]

Intersectionality Test

Intersectionality Test

Woke affliction number 2; Then, the same doctor that said I had acquired impostor syndrome, sent me another message on his private medical site with results of some of my other tests. He said, “Intersectionality is an analytical framework for understanding how aspects of a person’s social and political identities combine to create different modes […]

I Got Impostor Syndrome

I Got Impostor Syndrome

My first woke aliment: The diagnosis is in. I have a case of the most diagnosed social behavioral condition identified in the last year. The dreaded Impostor syndrome. My doctor sent me a message on his private client website saying the following: “Impostor syndrome is a psychological pattern in which an individual doubts their skills, […]

Reagan said it first

Reagan said it first

Do you remember when President Reagan said “”With all this manure,” the little boy replied, beaming, “there must be a pony in here somewhere!” Well, Phineas Chicken decided to check out this theory so he headed to D.C. in the hopes of finding a pile of manure. Where else would expect to find a vast […]

New Infrastructure Item

New Infrastructure Item

Since we’ve been informed that so many items are now classified as ‘infrastructure’, things have really opened up. Infrastructure use to mean things like bridges, airports and roads. Now they also include daycare for children, the cardboard used on protest signs as well as your advertising budget pushing your latest manifesto on your Tinder profile. […]

Stop Bird Name Poaching

Stop Bird Name Poaching

Chainsaw asked himself “Why can’t we do this, as well?’ A Democrat from the Washington State legislature called indigenous-linked mascot and name usage to be “degrading” and said  Native American people are treated “no different than a token. We are a proud people and will not tolerate being slandered anymore”. So what is the response? […]

Message from the CEO

Message from the CEO

An open letter from the Chairman of Chainsaw Chicken International, LTD. Hello and thank you to all our faithful readers. In the light of all the international companies that have chosen to align themself with the notion of ‘equity‘, we, the same as other companies, in order to better represent the demographic mix of the […]

Testing the Wind

Testing the Wind

No one says a word! Nothing for Senate or Congressional Republicans in favor or protesting the raid on an ex-President! Why Because they are RINO’s. Seen in this photo are some of the Republican leadership of Congress that have earned the title of RINO. Their finger in the air trying to see what way the […]

Chaingun Chicken

Chaingun Chicken

The U.S. Navy and Chainsaw Chicken have reached a licensing agreement to use Chainsaw’s likeness in their new emblem and logo called ‘Chaingun Chicken’ for the Navy’s new fast attack boats that also qualify for the Green New Deal specifications. The Navy came to Chainsaw because of his popular image involves strength and ability as […]

Covid Entertainer

Covid Entertainer

***PRESS RELEASE*** In an effort to try to get back to ‘Normal’ rather than living with a ‘New Normal‘ as well as to try to make people more comfortable with the aspect of Covid in everyday life, Mrs. Chicken has decided to relaunch her entertainment career. She is now doing song and dance numbers to […]

Urine for more

Urine for more

Analytical study comes rather easy for Chainsaw Chicken. While others seem to struggle with any thinking outside the box, Chainsaw loves the thought of roaming around the box or the sand that’s piled up within it. With the influence of ethno-science, ethno-mathmatics and even ethno-ludicrosity, (frankly, anything ‘ethno’ so we all have ‘equity’), the question […]

Biden’s First Presser

Biden’s First Presser

Today I tried the new drinking game that is centered around President Biden’s speeches. It works like this. Every time Uncle Joe uses the words, ‘Look’, ‘It’s like this’, ‘c’mon man’ or ‘Give me a break’, you have to take a drink. We were going to do a drink every time he says ‘Uhh’ or […]

Epstein’s Other Painting

Epstein’s Other Painting

Most people have seen the the painting that hung at Jeffrey Epstein‘s retreat in New York that was discovered when he was busted. The press generally made nothing of the painting. Questions came to my mind like, “Did Clinton pose for this painting?” and “How many times did he wear this dress and what is […]

Coumo Cousin Jailed

Coumo Cousin Jailed

One more strike against a Cuomo family member happened today. This time, Elmo Cuomo was arrested for Chicken Porn and Animal Cruelty. He was arrested for willfully attempting to get chickens drunk and then posing the corps in provocative photo shots. The carcasses recovery of these victims have not happened yet. It is believed that […]

Feng at it again

Feng at it again

She has a new look but it’s the same suckers falling for her ‘honey trap’ were she is hoping to gain influence and access to sensitive information. She definitely seems to have a predilection for chicken. Here is a photo of Feng Feng Swawell‘s latest victim. Sheki McCluck. He happens to be married to my […]