Following the lead of oh so many corporations and major businesses, Chainsaw Chicken International, Ltd has taken to updating and posting a new ‘credo’ that is a statement as to the beliefs held by the corporation. We place a very large framed poster welcoming all those that venture into the lobby of our web site. […]
Woke Detox Center
Many have talked about some kind of treatment for woke-ism. There have been jokes and comments of it being needed. Even James Carville stated after the Virginia governor’s race that the democrats needed a ‘woke detox center‘ in order to get things back on track to try to win at the upcoming midterms. Never being […]
It’s another dog whistle
It’s another dog whistle… I keep hearing that. Dog whistles seem to be everywhere. So I went to the pet store and bought the biggest dog whistle I could find. I was after the real big dogs. Once I got it out of the packaging. I tried to read the instructions. My problem is I […]
Send a message
Send a message with this cell phone case. Visit our store and see a selection of shirts, cups, tumbler and now, cell phone protective covers for many popular phones on the market. Listen to me, Kid!
An Open Apology
Hello everyone. I’m Chainsaw Chicken. Thank you all for tuning in and connecting to this message. It is my hope that the tens of thousands of you that see this message will understand and appreciate this open apology I wish to make. Everyone here at Chainsaw Chicken International, Ltd, all the IT people, the advertising […]
#PoopyPantsBiden
#PoopyPantsBiden That’s the terrible hash tag reaching the highest positions on the social media sites. It is even beating out #LetsGoBrandon or #EmptyShelvesBiden! But where did this vicious rumor come from? It looks like they came from websites with headlines such as “#PoopyPantsBiden trends after President’s ‘bathroom accident’ amid meeting with Pope” as well as […]
Halloween No-no’s
Halloween No-no’s… According to the Anti-Defamation League “Before Halloween, be proactive by addressing these issues in advance and use it as an educational opportunity to discuss stereotypes, bias and cultural appropriation. Many children and families don’t realize that their costume choices are potentially hurtful or offensive. For example, a child who may be interested in […]
Swedish Woke Festival
Leave it to the Swede’s. Now that they have emerged trying to be the most ‘woke’ country in the world, they have started celebrating their new selection of gender-neutral pronouns. It works like this; Swedish people have had two gender pronouns for a long time: hon (she) and han (he). Now the question was, how […]
My Show Got Cancelled
I had a brilliant idea. You know that Hollywood has its’ own version of physics principle “The Law of Conservation” where it states that energy (in this case original entertainment ideas) can change from one form into another, but it cannot be created or destroyed. So I pitched an idea that seemed to fit their […]
Chicken Prices
I know that you have seen it. Everybody has. You go to the grocery store to get the items you want and many of them are simply not there. When you go to the meat department you can really see the problem. If the meat is there it’s out of sight with the price. In […]
Hoosecow Admirers
Just when I thought that I was totally being cancelled and marginalized along comes a hand made card. Is was from a group of gents spending some quiet time in the Gander Hill Prison at Wilmington, Delaware. Wow! How uplifting. Seems there are a few prisons in this system that are allowed some internet viewing. […]
Justice and Equity
Justice and Equity. Yes… two of the hot buzz words floating around in school, the media, even in some churches. Finally, I can see how ‘Justice’ and ‘Equity‘ can be applied to my life. Want to know how? Justice, in my case, is the world running out of chicken parts for restaurants and fast food. […]
Lower your expectations
At yesterday’s White House Press Conference, Chainsaw waited and waited to be called on. After all the usual media sources got their slow pitch of softball questions, finally some reporter got to ask a question about the shortages happening around the country. He mentioned refrigerators, dishwashers, washing machines, treadmills and so on. Ms. Psaki gave […]
Hillary’s Book Tour
With a roar of her motorcycle engine then popping a wheelie as she zoomed to a stop in front of the outdoor press meeting, Hillary Clinton announced her new book to the local press in Scranton, PA. In a PR stunt trying to leverage the wide spread popularity of Chainsaw Chicken, she wore a full […]
Let’s go Brandon
Last week, my cousin Brandon Chicken was at the Boston College vs Clemson game. Just like what is happening all over the country at football, baseball, soccer (nee football), NASCAR races, school board meetings..(well, maybe not school board meeting.. yet). The crowd, usually in outdoor settings spontaneously begin to chant “Let’s go Brandon”. But is […]
Available for Kindle
A flash from the past. Yes, my first book offered back in 2016 is available on Kindle. Take a look on Amazon and you will see this 109 page download of thoughts and stories with photos, just like you see on the web site.
Biden Remote Controller
The pool camera feed panned left momentarily and a stunning image was seen by the people still watching President Biden’s speech. It was the infamous Darth Chicken, the string puller in the White House. The Biden Remote Controller. “Shitzen!” shouted Darth Chicken using his new Biden Remote Controller. “Put your hand down, Joe”…. Darth continued […]
New Emoji
Chainsaw Chicken International, Ltd had their emoji submitted and then rejected. This was the third time. Now it took a legal suit to get Apple, Inc to finally agree to accept this submission. What changed their minds? It was simple. Chainsaw obtained a copy of the submission request put forth by the socialist agency that […]
Here’s Mud in Your Eye!
Profound Biden Wisdom
In a recent interview of the First Family, Chainsaw Chicken engaged the Biden’s from one of their multiple vacations in their Delaware home. As they responded to Chainsaw’s ‘softball’ questions, suddenly the world was given a lengthy explanation by the President that he believes could be the answer to many problems he sees in the […]