Skull and Bones, a secret society at Yale University, added a new member, Chainsaw Chicken in October 1968. In November, 1971, this obsequious organization was supposedly disbanded. There is a hidden list which is kept at Yale’s library under a bookshelf with a false panel. In this list of notable ‘Bonesmen’, Chainsaw Chicken was a […]
Billery
Billery is what they call the political married couple of Bill and Hilary. I am not sure if this is more for the cameras or for real. When she says “two heads are better than one”, I believe Bill is answering back subconsciously to himself ,”I always have heard that two head idiom but I […]
June is ‘PRIDE’ Month
Do you really think they’re too short? I like them! I am proud to represent a group that is less than two percent of the population and make everyone act as those we are the majority. I’m Now on a Stamp
’62 FFA Q&A With JFK
In 1962, the White House held a greeting for the FFA (Future Farmers of America) winners around the country. Many future popular figures can be seen in this publicity photo. From the left to right you can see my cousin Vinny Chicken, Charles Hardin Holley (known as Buddy), Li’l Jimmie Chicken (in the back), William […]
GRILLED Hillary
Today after coverage finished in the Benghazi hearings, Under appointed relief junior, Freshman Junior Congressman, assistant to Rhode Island Reds, the Right Honorable Chainsaw “Ruffles” Chicken extensively ‘grilled’ Hillary Clinton on her stance on Sharia Law coming to the United States.
Caitlyn is His Girl
Word leaked out today that Chainsaw Chicken and Caitlyn Jenner are involved in a “special” connection that has been brooding since her change from Bruce to her current identity. There has been no formal announcement as to the actual disposition of this union. When contacted, there was no reply from the Jenner representatives. The only […]
Degrading Society
Chainsaw Chicken hosted a press conference at the 656 Grange Hall. He spoke with many concerned listeners who all shared the highest concern about the degradation of American Society… The poster says it all.
Bay of Pigs Informant
Recently released FOIA documents have finally revealed the name of the informant that helped Castro be alerted and prepared for the Bay of Pigs invasion. His name was Bahía de Cochinos. This coincidence in name with the actual location of attack has clouded the investigation. However, Chainsaw Chicken learned from the death bed of Bahía […]
Post-Pres Plans For Obama
Information ‘leaked out’ this weekend that the lame-duck President, Barack Hussein Obama II, has agreed to lend his name and image to a Eastern European Septic Tank organization as a franchise service. “Business good” says Boris Chickenski. “Many people see truck, remember image on back end. They find me in phone book or business cards […]
Cruz Belts Wife
As the picture shows and the title says, Cruz popped his wife while his attention was focused on getting a exiting hug from his long time friend Chainsaw Chicken, Rumor has it that Chainsaw was a close friend of Ted Cruz’s father and was with him on that faithful day in Dallas when President Kennedy […]
An All Gender Bathroom
Thanks to the LGBTQ movement and attention whores like him/her Bruce or Caitlyn Jenner (who to me is his own ‘movement’) The latest issue is the liberation of restrooms and the rights of this and that who can go into here or there and on and on… Without regard to the merit of this issue (or […]
Chainsaw “Scalia-ized”
HE GOT THE SAME AS SCALIA!!! Chainsaw Chicken was found with multiple pillows on his face, reminiscent of the fate of Supreme Court Justice Scalia last weekend. His neighbor found him when Chainsaw would not answer his door. The police were called and without a visit from the coroner it was ruled that he went […]
Everything is Turkey!
Why is everything on the news and in the paper about Turkey? On Thanksgiving and Christmas we eat them and now we talk about them. I just don’t get it! Also… every single headline used is in bad English. Here’s an example: “Turkey Buys Terrorists Oil”. They don’t even try to name them. It should […]
Don’t Bogart my joint
C’mon MAN! That’s malarkey! He’s an admitted and known abuser of herbs and controlled substances, Barry Soetoro, is well known for consuming more than his fair amount of shared substances and potato chips. Yosemite Duffy
Hillary Roast
Chainsaw Chicken is seen at a political fund raiser in the 70’s with Bill Clinton and George Bush. Wait…. Political fund raiser? Bush is Republican. Clinton is a Democrat ???? And I think that Nancy Pelosi in the background. Oh, this is a BBQ where they ‘roasted’ Hillary. You smell that? Is something burning? […]
Playing for Future Gov
As an accomplished guitarist, Chainsaw Chicken’s band ‘The Egg Beaters’ was requested to play music for the Mr. Universe preliminaries. He had no idea that he would be entertaining the future Governor of California, Jerry Brown seated in the audience.
Working up a Special Gift
Chainsaw has a list and he’s not gonna bother to check it twice. Hell, he probably won’t look at it at all! Everyone gets the same thing. Unwrapped chocolate looking eggs. Check your fireplace, unless you have a prohibited home where you can not have a fireplace or a hibachi BBQ, because the Climate-estas say that […]
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Widows and Orphans
President Barack Obama slammed some Republican lawmakers and governors Tuesday for their refusal to admit Syrian refugees, saying they are “scared of widows and 3-year-old orphans.”
WARNING NOTICE TO ISIS
Not all are passive in the United States. If you start pulling the assaults here like you have in other major cities around the world, you WILL see a difference. In total numbers, the civilian population that is armed within the United States would make the second largest army in the world. Now I, Chainsaw […]