An FBI cold case that has laid dormant for 70 years, leads a group of world-renown investigators on the ultimate manhunt to finally answer the question: Did Adolf Hitler survive World War II? He may be changing his looks as this FBI flier shows. Early in 2014, the FBI declassified hundreds of confidential documents showing […]
Church of Elvis
‘Hounddog’ Chicken, a cousin of Chainsaw Chicken, released this publicity-staged photo of himself with the latest of his 12 wives. Her name is Betsy, seen here, selected by a lottery of members that regularly attend this dark web internet-based cult. The belief contains many rituals in order to gain admission as well as advancement within […]
There be a hangin’…
Grand-Uncle C. Cluck Chicken was eventually captured in Montana Territory and hung for the gunfight with Wooly Pud McCorkle. Incidentally, the man on the left is Tom Horn whom was later falsify charged with shooting a young boy during the range wars and was later hung. We LOVE Him
2nd Battle of Bull Run
Great-grandfather Chainsaw Chicken Sr. with U.S. Grant and the other officers chillin’ after the 2nd Battle of Bull Run. That’s George Armstrong Custer caressing the pooch. Chick Kopi Luwak
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Mt. Chainsaw
With the swelling of revisionist history like removing the ‘stars and bars’ from the Confederate States and statues of ex-slave owners, the final approval has been reached by the Obama Administration, US Parks and Recreation Department and the St. Paul Junior College Art Department to replace George Washington with Chainsaw Chicken. The historical site will […]
Tonto Reveals All
On a 2013 episode of The Late Show with Burt Bucky, Burt did a sketch in which he interviewed Johnny Depp — who wore a chicken on his head in homage to Chainsaw Chicken — for a new job at the WB. Speaking in his Tonto verbiage he said, “I work 30 years as faithful […]
WARNING NOTICE TO ISIS
Not all are passive in the United States. If you start pulling the assaults here like you have in other major cities around the world, you WILL see a difference. In total numbers, the civilian population that is armed within the United States would make the second largest army in the world. Now I, Chainsaw […]
Hitler at the Reichstag
Schtupidz komrando
Now some say if you use a google translator and enter Kettensäge Huhn, it translates into Chainsaw Chicken!
