While there has been no announcement of a “next” movie, Chainsaw is at the ready to fit in. His new concept is R2D2 and C3PO had an unexplained baby named UpYRS2. This special little bundle is cute and asexual so as to not to offend anyone. The metal covering on the baby rotates through the […]
New Job
Since the new trend of the ‘woke crowd’ is to cancel and eliminate anything to do with the with the oil industry or it’s related products and Chainsaw’s history with petroleum products, he figured he should take on a new job. Not long ago every political leader and talk show host on daytime TV said […]
90210 Mushroom Feeder
I love mushrooms. Don’t you? I am speaking of the eating type, not the recreational ones. There are so many types with unique flavors, colors and textures. I especially enjoy Portobello or Shiitake or Maitake but I’m not sure about those Luke-o-bello’s or even the Perry-takie. Why do you ask? You see, when Luke Perry […]
Have Gun Will Cluck
It’s new series season again. Chainsaw Chicken has developed a concept package that he has been offering which flashes back to when Westerns were so popular on the small screen. Chainsaw takes literary license by borrowing from several previously successful shows, tosses them into a visual blender, spins on 12 for a minute and then […]
Covid Entertainer
***PRESS RELEASE*** In an effort to try to get back to ‘Normal’ rather than living with a ‘New Normal‘ as well as to try to make people more comfortable with the aspect of Covid in everyday life, Mrs. Chicken has decided to relaunch her entertainment career. She is now doing song and dance numbers to […]
Cadbury Egg Winner
The winner of the Cadbury Egg Bunny Contest has been announced. It is questionable at best. It seems that Cadbury took a shine to this Polaroid photo submitted of my evil twin, Calloway Chicken, seen here in a dirty alley. He is nasty, grungy looking, as usual, only this time photographed wearing bunny ears. Calloway […]
Instruction Book
Has this ever happened to you? You are in a casual meeting with other friends or co-works, and they begin to use slang words and expressions you simply do not understand. What do you do? Do you just nod in acceptance to what they are expressing? Do you feel that you want to add to […]
Mission Plot
Back in 1965, Desilu Productions gave the green light for the pilot of a TV series where a group of very talented spies would foil plans of others around the world that might be doing harm to the balance of power around them. Wow! Who wouldn’t enjoy that series? Well, it seems that Desi Arnez […]
Chainsaw Chicken Socks
Available Now! Official Chainsaw Chicken knee-high socks. Yes… You too can own these incredibly comfortable and popular image footwear. Where do you get them? These great socks are available at Walmart, Rite-Aid, Walgreen, CVS and Kroger affiliated stores. Ask for them by name. Chainsaw Chicken Comfort Socks. Purchase right now and get a second pair […]
Family Guy Gets Plucked
“Peter, I’m gonna settle this ongoing conflict for good” said Chainsaw Chicken. Chainsaw continued, “Your show’s gonna need a new title. No longer called ‘The Family Guy’ it’s gonna be ‘The Widow with kids’. When you get through assaulting that chicken, you need to turn around and experience the wrath THIS chicken will inflict on […]
Early Color Chicken
For you spring chickens out there, the idea of having nothing but black and white TV and having 3 channels to choose from, seems to be an ultimate torture, but years ago, at the time, we thought it was pretty great to have any entertainment. Personally, I was blessed with an extra channel so we […]
The Swami Knows
Come… Be seated… Calm your mind… Stare into the sphere of future events with me… Do you see it? Hold still… Concentrate… Think of what stirs your sub-conscience. Yes… YES! You feel it too, don’t you? Yes! The answer is streaming into your consciousness. There… Now you have it! The answer to what you seek […]
Golden Turkey Award?
No Thank You! I heard that I was up for this Golden Turkey Award. I have notified the nomination committee and the voting members of the group, in the tradition of Marlon Brando and George C. Scott with their Oscars, and in the words of our 37th President, Lyndon Baines Johnson… “If nominated, I will […]
Pioneer Leghorn
Ah yes, some say he’s the original American Chicken favorite. Foghorn Leghorn. A pioneer for poultry humor. Before Foghorn, the only chicken-based humor was when a vaudevillian mesmerizer would control someone from the audience and give them a hypnotic suggestion causing them to cluck and flap their wings like a chicken every time they hear […]
Deleted Meghan Segment
Everyone is talking about the interview blasted all over the world where Oprah interviewed the Duke and Duchess of Sussex. In the West they are known as Harry and Meghan, ex-members of the British Royal Family who chose to sever their Royal connections and obligations to make an independent name for themselves by doing philanthropic […]
DC Comics – Retreading
With Disney and Marvel Studios churning out more super hero movies as well as series TV shows, D.C. comics and Warner Bros. studios were pulling out their hair. “Let’s remake the Justice League, make it twice as long and add all kinds of extraneous video we had on the cutting room floor! Yeah, that’s the […]
Get in, Tyrone!
Did I ever tell about the time I rescued Tyrone Power from an over-aggressively enthusiastic fan? There I was, idling outside the Brown Derby in Beverly Hills. I had just finished my lunch with Johnny Weissmuller and his 3rd wife, Allene. I was giving Johnny some coaching advice on how to break into television since […]
Godzilla-Kong SPOILER
There is a lot of interest in the big budget scifi movie release about to hit the screen. It’s a rehash of a remake of a reboot with many of the same old titans that roam the earth. Remember the last Godzilla flick? It was discussed in the movie that they thought there were at […]
Deadpool 3 Leak
The studios are in a panic! It seems that a photo has been circulating of a scene from the third movie in the series about the Marvel character called Dead Pool. The first two movies featured the humorous skills of Ryan Reynolds as Wade Wilson, AKA Deadpool. However, with contract negotiations stalling and rumors that […]
Chicken in Every Pot?
Here we go again! A chicken in every pot? I liken that tired and fruitless trope to more to the analogy of the ‘frog in a pot of boiling water‘. Are you familiar with it? Some say it is one of Eshops Fables, but that is not true. If a frog is placed in a […]