Following the lead of oh so many corporations and major businesses, Chainsaw Chicken International, Ltd has taken to updating and posting a new ‘credo’ that is a statement as to the beliefs held by the corporation. We place a very large framed poster welcoming all those that venture into the lobby of our web site. […]
New Twitter Blue
Chainsaw received an unrequested email the other day about Twitter Blue. Twitter’s latest attempt to upgrade its self. Here it is.. “Are you ready to take Twitter to the next level? Meet Twitter Blue. The Twitter experience you’ve been dreaming of has finally landed. Welcome to Twitter Blue: a premium feature subscription that gives you […]
Send a message
Send a message with this cell phone case. Visit our store and see a selection of shirts, cups, tumbler and now, cell phone protective covers for many popular phones on the market. Listen to me, Kid!
Justice and Equity
Justice and Equity. Yes… two of the hot buzz words floating around in school, the media, even in some churches. Finally, I can see how ‘Justice’ and ‘Equity‘ can be applied to my life. Want to know how? Justice, in my case, is the world running out of chicken parts for restaurants and fast food. […]
Lower your expectations
At yesterday’s White House Press Conference, Chainsaw waited and waited to be called on. After all the usual media sources got their slow pitch of softball questions, finally some reporter got to ask a question about the shortages happening around the country. He mentioned refrigerators, dishwashers, washing machines, treadmills and so on. Ms. Psaki gave […]
Available for Kindle
A flash from the past. Yes, my first book offered back in 2016 is available on Kindle. Take a look on Amazon and you will see this 109 page download of thoughts and stories with photos, just like you see on the web site.
Here’s Mud in Your Eye!
Get your FAKE chicken!
Fake Chicken? Yes… Chicken made from plant protein. MMmm mm Good! It’s so good, Chainsaw has dedicated all his free time to promote the alternative of using fake chicken rather than slaughtering his family members. ” We have to do something about the systematic extermination of all those that look like me. Next we have […]
Chick Kopi Luwak
Have you heard of Kopi Luwak coffee? Sure you have. It’s the coffee beans that originated in a coffee berry that monkeys and critters eat, then they poop in out. The beans are harvested from their excrement, washed and sold for as much as $1600 a pound. Well, Chainsaw Chicken saw an opportunity just waiting […]
More Infringement
Another ‘compliment’ to the name of Chainsaw Chicken. In fact, they stole the name from a famous t-shirt we offered first back in 2017 and again in an entry on this site in 2019. I can’t tell you how ‘thrilled’ I am about this punk rock band choosing to ignore copyright law just so they […]
Is it a compliment?
Oscar Wilde famously said, “Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery that mediocrity can pay to greatness.” The first part of that quote is popular but the latter is more fitting. The list of others trying to leverage the name “Chainsaw Chicken” is growing. With the popularity of my site and the ignorance of others […]
“Eat it, Jeff” launch ready
Doesn’t everyone have their own rocket ship, like Richard Branson, Jeff Bazos and myself? If you find that you don’t have your own rocket and you have a overwhelming desire to go to space, you don’t have to pay half a million for a seat. Not near that amount. Only $999.95 or $19 dollars a […]
Message from the CEO
An open letter from the Chairman of Chainsaw Chicken International, LTD. Hello and thank you to all our faithful readers. In the light of all the international companies that have chosen to align themself with the notion of ‘equity‘, we, the same as other companies, in order to better represent the demographic mix of the […]
Chainsaw Chicken Peeps
Have you got ahold of the new Peeps for this year? It’s the Chainsaw Chicken Peeps. My box arrived today. Oh they look so good. This year, instead of fluffy marshmallow, Peeps decided to keep this version different by not allowing them to rise. They are also mixed with a layer of Sorghum to make […]
Barnyard Fizzy
It didn’t seem to hit the papers or TV but it apears that Bayer let the “Speedy Alka Seltzer” mascot character’s copyright slide. So Chainsaw scoped up the image and modified it to be more up to date. We would now like to introduce ‘Fizzy’ the ‘Barn Yard Seltzer” guy. Our Barn yard seltzer […]
Now it’s personal!
I don’t know if I should be honored or upset with what Wendy’s has on the reader sign. “NEW 99¢ CHAINSAW CHICKEN TODDY” What the hell is “TODDY”? Did they run out of the letter “A”? Is this from someone named Todd with a familia endearment added to his name, signing the statement? And what’s […]
Chainsaw Chicken Socks
Available Now! Official Chainsaw Chicken knee-high socks. Yes… You too can own these incredibly comfortable and popular image footwear. Where do you get them? These great socks are available at Walmart, Rite-Aid, Walgreen, CVS and Kroger affiliated stores. Ask for them by name. Chainsaw Chicken Comfort Socks. Purchase right now and get a second pair […]
Introducing Chicken-ade
Introducing our new Chicken-ade lemonade seltzer. Made by the old-fashion method of hand-squeezed lemons mixed with the slight aftertaste of sun-drenched sweet seasoned chicken. Mmmm, Mmmm, good (sorry for stepping on your motto, Campbell’s soup)! Served at room temperature in a tall glass, Chicken-ade hit’s the spot. Why? Because we use a limited batch method. […]
Godzilla-Kong SPOILER
There is a lot of interest in the big budget scifi movie release about to hit the screen. It’s a rehash of a remake of a reboot with many of the same old titans that roam the earth. Remember the last Godzilla flick? It was discussed in the movie that they thought there were at […]
Transhumanism for me!
Transhumanism is devoted to promoting the research and development of robust human-enhancement technologies. Such technologies, by merging with Artificial Intelligence sometimes call A.I., would increase human sensory reception, emotive ability, or cognitive capacity as well as radically improve human health and extend human life spans. That’s for me! With the average life span of a […]