My twin brother Buzzsaw and I are some of the best known identical twins continuing to use Cryptophasia. What is that?

Cryptophasia is that “secret language” that twins can develop to speak to each other from when they begin to speak. It’s words no one else can understand. But how does it happen?

While some believe it is a telepathic link between the twin pair, Chainsaw believes it has to do with the UFO’s that keep circling the chicken coop and untimely both being probed at the same time, in the same spaceship.

Science has been remarkably quiet on this subject, probably because it has been linked to the JFK assassination back in 1963. Something with the chauffeur.

Either that or the flat earthers group.