This famous photograph referred to as ‘Solway Firth Spaceman‘ is classified as one of the strangest, unsolved mysteries ever photographed.
In 1964, in Solway Firth, England, a father took a nice photo of his daughter enjoying a picnic in a field. Just the two of them. They were alone.
But when the film was developed, what is seen appears to be an astronaut behind the young girl.
Kodak experts even examined the film and photo to make sure it had never been tampered with—it hadn’t. But now, the Chainsaw Chicken International-LTD photo Analyst team has taken a deeper look. Harnessing the power of A.I. and nano-reconstruction techniques have solved the mystery.
The spokesman for the team approached the microphone at their recent press conference and made this statement. “We believe that what was seen in this photo from 1964 in England captured an mirage image appearing by way of an Einstein-Rosen Bridge from the surface of Mars in the year 2021 where we have our onsite representative to the little green men of Mars. As you know with an Einstein-Rosen Bridge not only is time irrelevant but distance also is of no relevance, of course.”
Has anyone contacted Chainsaw about this?
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