I was just leisurely walking around my neighborhood.

“What a wonderful day,” I said out loud, enjoying the warm spring sunshine as it warmed my beak.

As I passed the house of the neighbor I don’t get along with—the one who lets his many cats roam freely—I glanced at the kids’ sandbox.

To my surprise, the usual “kitty biscuits” (the kind cats leave behind) seemed to be arranged in a message. The closer I got, the clearer it became. *What a strangely artistic formation of… ah… cat turds.* Then it hit me—I could read what it said! At first, I thought it was just a political statement expressing someone’s opinion… until I saw my logo decal!

I took a picture, intending to post it on social media. But given the recent “stink” over a similar (and equally innocent) incident, I decided to share it only with my loyal followers.

Before leaving, I mixed up the bio-deposits, leaving them in the sand so the kids could play undisturbed.

I wonder… did my neighbor know that his cats were this talented?