Meghan Markle asks Chainsaw

“Please, Chainsaw, you’re my only hope,” Meghan pleaded, her voice laced with an uncharacteristic desperation. She sat across from the infamous Chainsaw Chicken, who, despite being confused about who he actually is, exuded an aura of marketing genius and an undeniable online presence. With his huge personality, yet overwhelming presence, Chainsaw looked unemotionally under the […]