Have you heard the news? Chainsaw Chicken, along with his many relatives have opened a new brewery launching their line of beer called Chicken Brew. “It’s a new twist on the heavily consumed beverage market in North America” states Chainsaw. He continues, “After the people’s burden with scare tactics of Covid, H1N1 Swine Flu, Chicken […]
Free Website
Yes, it’s actually free. I jumped on it because any time there is something like this is out there, someone will try to grab my name and pose as they are Chainsaw Chicken. But you could grab a site for your hobby, interest or your attempt to try to impersonate me if you think you […]
Yet Another ’86’ Posting…
I was just leisurely walking around my neighborhood. “What a wonderful day,” I said out loud, enjoying the warm spring sunshine as it warmed my beak. As I passed the house of the neighbor I don’t get along with—the one who lets his many cats roam freely—I glanced at the kids’ sandbox. To my surprise, […]
I call him Ricky… Ricky Rat
Let me introduce you to Ricky… Ricky Rat. Ricky and I go way back. All the way back to when I realized that I was someone special. Not someone that rides the special bus, just someone special. When I was having my crisis of consciences with the debate about my identity, my alter ego decided […]
Meghan Markle asks Chainsaw
“Please, Chainsaw, you’re my only hope,” Meghan pleaded, her voice laced with an uncharacteristic desperation. She sat across from the infamous Chainsaw Chicken, who, despite being confused about who he actually is, exuded an aura of marketing genius and an undeniable online presence. With his huge personality, yet overwhelming presence, Chainsaw looked unemotionally under the […]
New Bidder for TicTok
Chainsaw Chicken International, Ltd had thrown in a last minute bid to acquire the platform called TicTok and make it a totally domestic. His entry has thrown the high-tech world into a panic, Questions started swirling.Tim Cook from Apple Inc. “Who is this Chainsaw guy?” Others like Mark Zuckerberg from Facebook/Meta stated, “I don’t find […]