“It’s not good news, I’m afraid”, stated Dr. DeBakey Chicken. “I believe Poindexter has Bromide Poisoning!”
“Oh No!” responded Chainsaw, “Was he poked by a Russian umbrella tip coated with this nasty substance? Or was it disguised in his cologne? He likes to wear so much Hai Karate… More Russian interference?”
Dr. DeBakey Chicken simply shook his head and then said, “Not that kind of bromide. Bromide can be a poisonous chemical but it’s also a term used for a overly simplistic phase or explanation.
He continued, “An example would be something like “What can be unburdened by what has been””.
Suddenly, Chainsaw clutched his abdominal area while Poindexter writhed with an unexpected wave of discomfort.
Dr. DeBakey instantly noticed the simultaneous events. Wanting to further test his unspoken theory he said aloud, “the significance of time is significant, let’s turn the page…”
Chainsaw’s knees buckled and he went down right in from of the Dr, while Poindexter rolled his head and projectile vomited all over the nurse.
“Nurse!” exclaimed the Dr. “We have another case of bromide poisoning. Another bed, STAT!”
A good one!