Just the other night we heard something buzz the coop a few times. “What in the Sam Hill was that?” Mrs. Chicken shouted.

I slipped on my shoes and ran out side. There, up above, was this object with a red and green blinking light. Was it a bird, a plane or a UFO?

As we all stood there we could hear a definite buzzing sound. It occurred  to me that it must be a drone and we are hearing he propellers keeping it aloft, obviously spying on me and my Chicken family.

But who could be doing it? With the Biden on the beach at Bathrobe, I thought it might be Hunter trying to get a cheap thrill as Mrs. Chicken changes for bed. But maybe it was someone else. Like The National Enquirer trying to get a scoop. I remembered they hadn’t had a major character story since they featured Bat Boy!