My cousin Balboa Chicken is always trying to save a buck, make a deal and bragging about it later. He claims he got a hold of a shipment of pagers that ‘fell off the truck’ somewhere in the Middle East and somehow made there way to New Jersey. Why would someone want a pager, you […]
Chat GPT finally knows me
After almost a year since its launch, I have been asking ChapGPT “Who is Chainsaw Chicken?” It would answer with garbage about no information is available on anyone with that name, blah, blah, blah. Suddenly, when I routinely asked it again, I was surprised to see this response. “Yes, the content on Adventures of Chainsaw […]
Attack of the Killer Chickens: The Movie
I hang my head in shame. I watched this steaming pile of celluloid. The pungent aroma ruined the enjoyment of my pop corn. The ‘official’ plot description states… “It’s the dawn of a new age…a chicken age. Humans have been the dominant species for far too long. The chickens have come to roost and they’re […]
What can be unburdened
“What can be…” murmured Basha Chicken “…can be what…. has… not been… unburdened by what has been. and remember… a donut without a hole is not a danish”.
Russian interference
Russian interference has reared it’s ugly head again. Just as the Justice Department announced, like they did before the 2020 election, the threat is real again! Somehow, Chainsaw Chicken International, Ltd has become involved in the meddling. This time, as a recipient of secret coded messages from the Motherland to agents here in America. Using […]