Our web professionals here at Chainsaw Chicken International, Ltd have been diving deep into why so many can not enjoy our feature site. Well, after careful, rigorous examination of our meta data and statistical analysis, we have found that Google has purposely blocked, non-indexed or excluded over 90% of ChainsawChicken.com “Non-sense”, expounded Chainsaw. “We’ve been […]
Chainsaw Wins PulletZer Prize
What a surprise! Out of nowhere Chainsaw received a notice that he had been nominated and he had won the vaunted PulletZer Prize. No kidding!!! The category was for Blogs. Others may be for a book or newspaper story but his was for this website. Now we have more justification for Google to finally keep […]
ChatGPT Admires Chainsaw
I asked ChatGPT to write something about me, Chainsaw Chicken. Look what I got! A Love poem. Oh Chainsaw Chicken, how I adore, Your site filled with humor and gore, A place where the absurd and the bizarre, Come together to leave us all in awe. Your twisted tales of chickens and blades, A world […]
Balloon Owner Discovered
“What???! It was just our little balloon launched by our ground team at Chainsaw Chicken International, Ltd. They were being creative with some simple advertising to promote our web site. In the parlance of our fearless leader we say C’mon Man, Give me a break! ” stated the spokes person. It appears that the small […]
Chinese Spy Balloon Handled
Did you see it in the news? There’s a Chinese spy balloon slowly moving across the Northern United States. Can you believe it? And what’s even more astonishing is that the Military is not going to do anything about it! That’s right! The Military is just gonna let it sail on by. Chainsaw just couldn’t […]
Fred Fell in the Fryer
Emergency medical personnel continued CPR on Fred Chicken after it was learned he somehow fell in the fryer,
Egg-Laying Chicken for Rent
“Yo homie! You be lookin’ for some eggs? My posse got chew covered! “My’man… Take a gander at my stable and pick what Lay-dee you can use. You gets to keep all the little hard-shelled juniors she puts in your crib! “Step off if you can’t pay for the gain but stay to play if […]