Balenciaga has formally apologized for an advertising campaign featuring Chicken abduction for bondage.  The new name for this bestiality is ‘Chicken Attracted Person’.

The response from the news and media has been next to nothing. It’s been postulated that the lack of coverage is the result of sounding like the are defending Chicken Attracted People in their desire to obtain young, handsome,attractive poultry.

Twitter is being monitored to make sure that people are not posting excessive chicken dinner pictures.