I got….The Call…
There I was, simply making a box of macaroni and cheese for lunch. Unexpectedly, the phone rang.
I put down my wooden spoon and turned down the heat to bring my noodles to simmer for the perfect al dente . I reached over the counter and picked up the receiver.
“Hello?…” I stated.
There was a long pause and I could hear the caller fumbling with the phone.
“Is this… ahhhh… Is this…. ahhh, Mr. Chicken?” a familiar voice asked.
“Maybe…. Who’s asking?” I replied.
“Mr. Chicken…. ahhh… I am a fan of your website. I mean it man… I really do”, he continued. ” I have a few thoughts you can use on your site. No, I’m serious, not a joke, I’m not kidding, it’s a fact. You think I’m joking? Look… C’mon man! Get the facts, Jack!”
I knew for sure who it was now.
He went on, “…it’s like this. Is your refrigerator running? No,no, no… I meant to ask, Do you have Sir Walter Raleigh in the can?… ahhhh…Oh… ahhh…”
“Mr. President, ” I answered, ‘Those are telephone pranks kids did over 50 yrs ago. That type of humor is not the same thing used on Chainsaw Chicken”.
The president quickly came back with, “I know, I know… Why did the President cross the road? Did I say President? No, no, no…I meant chicken. Why did the road cross the Chicken… Yeah, that it!”
I just hung up the phone and went back to finish my mac and cheese.
Hope you blocked the number.
Wonder what the caller I.D said who was calling?
I thought it was when the Chicken crosses the road?
I would like to thnkx you, Chainsaw, for the efforts you’ve put in writing this web site. I remember as a id making these crank call with the same lines.
The online Robots are blocking your success.
Why did the President cross the road? To speak with financial visitors for “the big guy” outside the White House so there will not be a visitors log.
Hi, Chainsaw, do you notice that the phone was held the wrong way up by President ??