This years graduating class from the exclusive Order of the Dark Priests filed out to be seen for the first time in their exquisite robes. Each of these emerging priests have been trained in the book of Enoch and other dark arts. Rasputin Chicken was the Salutatorian of the class while Giuseppe Alister was the […]
Creation of Dinochick
“Michael Crichton got it all wrong, I mean way wrong!” Stated Biologist Dr. Jockkim Pollo, director of Bio Research at Chainsaw Chicken International, LTD. “I mean really? Frog DNA? You need to use CHICKEN DNA”. He says this based on the latest theory that dinosaurs are suggested to be closer to birds rather than amphibians […]
Mission Plot
Back in 1965, Desilu Productions gave the green light for the pilot of a TV series where a group of very talented spies would foil plans of others around the world that might be doing harm to the balance of power around them. Wow! Who wouldn’t enjoy that series? Well, it seems that Desi Arnez […]
Coumo Cousin Jailed
One more strike against a Cuomo family member happened today. This time, Elmo Cuomo was arrested for Chicken Porn and Animal Cruelty. He was arrested for willfully attempting to get chickens drunk and then posing the corps in provocative photo shots. The carcasses recovery of these victims have not happened yet. It is believed that […]
Nessy alive and well
Finally I have proof that the Lock Ness Monster, called affectionately ‘Nessy’, is alive and well and gives one heck of a ride. Last week, when I was doing my book tour in Scotland, I took a detour to the ‘Lock’ and dawned my wet suit. I took off swimming with the faint hope of […]
Chainsaw Chicken Socks
Available Now! Official Chainsaw Chicken knee-high socks. Yes… You too can own these incredibly comfortable and popular image footwear. Where do you get them? These great socks are available at Walmart, Rite-Aid, Walgreen, CVS and Kroger affiliated stores. Ask for them by name. Chainsaw Chicken Comfort Socks. Purchase right now and get a second pair […]
Heritage Summit
This years Heritage Summit was mired in some controversy. It seems that some people were not happy that Elizabeth Warren was key spokesman, ehhh.. spokeswoman..
Chick-Kids Gathering
So much can be seen in this family reunion photo with all the Chicken kids gathered for a remembrance pic. All the relatives and their offspring. Left to right is Calhoun Chicken on the pony; his sister Dane; the Cacciatore twins – Sophia and Gina; Crocky (hiding behind the kids); Cheech (in the striped shirt); […]
Cowabunga Dude!
“Oh righteous, my brothers!” could be heard by La Jolla Chicken as he finished his set in the 1951 Long Board surfing competition off the sands of Manhattan Beach, California. “Did you feel that curl? Totally Tubular” he continued, “Cowabunga”. But where did the term cowabunga come from? Now you know. Some give credit for […]
Feng at it again
She has a new look but it’s the same suckers falling for her ‘honey trap’ were she is hoping to gain influence and access to sensitive information. She definitely seems to have a predilection for chicken. Here is a photo of Feng Feng Swawell‘s latest victim. Sheki McCluck. He happens to be married to my […]
Family Guy Gets Plucked
“Peter, I’m gonna settle this ongoing conflict for good” said Chainsaw Chicken. Chainsaw continued, “Your show’s gonna need a new title. No longer called ‘The Family Guy’ it’s gonna be ‘The Widow with kids’. When you get through assaulting that chicken, you need to turn around and experience the wrath THIS chicken will inflict on […]
Solway Firth Solved
This famous photograph referred to as ‘Solway Firth Spaceman‘ is classified as one of the strangest, unsolved mysteries ever photographed. In 1964, in Solway Firth, England, a father took a nice photo of his daughter enjoying a picnic in a field. Just the two of them. They were alone. But when the film was developed, […]
Chainsaw Chicken Area
No, it’s not an autonomous zone like CHAZ or George Floyd Square. It’s a popularized expression of a community awareness. Groups who mutually gather with a common joy of a single thought or concept. But they don’t block others from entering or exposing those less aware to the idea. All skin colors, ethnicity, races, creeds, […]
Our Glorious Leader
Excitement is at a fevered pitch around the ‘Holy Communal Center’ as the 50 chosen wives ready themselves for the largest marriage ever seen in the mountains of Nevada at the ‘Church of the Anointed Chicken’ . Each of these brides have had private interviews with Our Glorious Leader in the past weeks. They have […]
Cuomosexuals on Parade
Recognizing an opportunity when he sees one, Leroy ‘Big Daddy’ Chicken has gathered a group of committed, self-proclaimed Cuomosexuals to be exhibited at the I LOVE NEW YORK CONVENTION (the State, not the city), “Look… ahhh… Here’s the deal… I mean… ahhh… c’mon man… Give me a break. My girls are happy to be whatever […]
Co-ed Cooing
As can be seen in this historic 1960’s photo taken on a University campus, it shows the disturbing and unhealthy practice of what some label as ‘heavy petting’. All caused by the evils of rock and roll. As the transistor radio held by Brian ‘Beach Boy’ Chicken lures an unaware female with his demon music, […]
Chicken Regression
I have been told many times that I need therapy so I decided to go through it using regression therapy especially after my neighbor told me about what happened when he did it. Seems the ‘Doctor’ found out that Bob was once Maximinus Thrax, also known as Maximinus the First, the emperor of Rome from […]
Too Much Lock Down
Those Chicken boys, Ricky and Dicky, have been in a Covid lock down way too long. Or Maybe their mother is the one that has been locked down too long? You decide. Month after month of ‘Stay indoors’, ‘Don’t go outside’, ‘kid’s can’t go to school’. The boys are goin’ crazy. If you take the […]
Early Color Chicken
For you spring chickens out there, the idea of having nothing but black and white TV and having 3 channels to choose from, seems to be an ultimate torture, but years ago, at the time, we thought it was pretty great to have any entertainment. Personally, I was blessed with an extra channel so we […]
The Swami Knows
Come… Be seated… Calm your mind… Stare into the sphere of future events with me… Do you see it? Hold still… Concentrate… Think of what stirs your sub-conscience. Yes… YES! You feel it too, don’t you? Yes! The answer is streaming into your consciousness. There… Now you have it! The answer to what you seek […]