U.S. intelligence officials said that Christine Swallowswell Fang, the alleged Chinese operative, cozied up to multiple politicians in the California Bay Area between 2011 and 2015 at the direction of China’s Ministry of State Security. We’ve all heard about this report but who were the other politicians that receive the “cozie treatment”?

We now know that another would-be politician wanna-be has come forward. And yes, it was Chainsaw Chicken.

Evidently, he was singled out with the Chinese thinking he had some type of future in the Bay area as s political figure. But alas, he filed too late to get on the ballot.

He kept the Chinese Spy interested saying that he was conducting a massive write-in campaign, keeping Chrissy on a weekly hook at Motel 6 every Tuesday at noon.

When asked about this activity, all Chainsaw would say is “I’d like to let Winny the Poo, and Fang Fang know that I am now making an announcement that I am seeking to run in the next election. You have my number. Biden ran three times for President, I will keep a runnin.”