This grainy investigation photo is from 1952. It was published in FATE MAGAZINE which was doing a story about Spontaneous Chicken Combustion. Scientists have often fought over whether spontaneous chicken combustion is real but the evidence for the argument is very compelling. Most of the chickens who died from SCC were either smoking or drinking […]
100% Brain Access
“The testing is complete and the results are in” said CNN’s Anderson Cooper on his evening news program. “Science claims that we can now see 100% of your brain, Mr. Chicken:, he continued. “That’s what they tell me” replied Chainsaw. “It’s all there, not like others that only use 60% of their brains,. I use […]
Listen to me, Kid!
“Shut up and listen!” shouted Mortimer Chickmeier. “Get that cowboy crap out of your head”. “Yeah, but Morti, I mean,… ah, what about ‘Cheyenne’, ‘Sugarfoot’, ‘Maverick’, ‘Wagon Train’, ‘Colt .45’, ‘Wyatt Earp’, ‘Wanted – Dead or Alive’, ‘Bonanza’, ‘The Rifleman’, ‘Laramie’, ‘The Big Valley’, ‘Have Gun will Travel’ and then there’s ‘Gun Smoke’. They’ve been […]