Chainsaw Chicken (seen sitting at the desk behind) was the exclusive cigar merchant for the Clinton Administration.

He lived two floors above Monica Lewinsky in the Watergate apartments and was the contact between Bill and Monica. It is rumored that Bill, Chainsaw and Monica met at his apartment for Ménage à trois (which is French for 3 on a match, I believe) until both developed a skin sensitivity to poultry feathers.

 

 

 

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