Word leaked out today that Chainsaw Chicken and Caitlyn Jenner are involved in a “special” connection that has been brooding since her change from Bruce to her current identity.

There has been no formal announcement as to the actual disposition of this union.

When contacted, there was no reply from the Jenner representatives.

The only official comment comes from Chainsaw Chicken himself, through a message scratched in the barn yard saying, “I have never been more happy or as confused”.

No response from our many inquiries to Mrs. Chainsaw Chicken.